處方籤....瞎@@
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
一位美麗端莊的女子走進一家藥房, 直接走到藥劑師面前說要買砒霜! 你要買砒霜做啥? 藥劑師問到!
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
我要毒死我老公! 女子回答! 藥劑師不禁睜大了眼睛 ! 上帝保佑! 我不能賣給你砒霜去毒死妳老公! 因為那是違反法律的? 執照也會被吊銷! 甚至我們兩個都要去吃牢飯啦! 所以我決不會賣給你的!
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
" 女子聽後隨即從手提包裡掏出一張她老公與藥劑師老婆在床上親熱的相片! 藥劑師看了一會兒回答道 : " 你怎沒早說你有處方籤呢! "
資料來源：周守信
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